afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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