I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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