dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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