can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's just like the Real World with babies
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
dude. I can hear the air.
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