You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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