Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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