I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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