is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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