I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No subtext here. People are naked.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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