yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
