bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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