So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
