we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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