Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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