Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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