I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
