officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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