im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You're like the curious george of whores
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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