bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
