He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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