he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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