Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Panties = found
Randomize
