Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize