When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize