real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
