Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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