I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm like, not good at living.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
