We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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