FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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