Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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