so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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