he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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