I can't watch pbs sober anymore
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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