watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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