i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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