Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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