dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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