So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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