this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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