Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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