just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
There's even glitter on my cock...
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