Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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