I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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