with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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