I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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