So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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