She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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