Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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