Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
