i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Someone signed my nipple.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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