someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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