batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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