Nicole vs. Life
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She's the barista slut.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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