It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
