dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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