Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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