I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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