he thought i was a dude.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
we're so committed to being not committed
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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