There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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